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David So - Vlog 11: Asian Stereotypes!

A: Oh, all Asians look alike!

Q: Uh, it’s not true but let’s be honest for a second, people. When white people say that you shouldn’t get mad because we honestly cannot expect them to tell the difference, you see what I mean, because I can’t even tell white people apart.

For example: “Hey Rob, what’s it like being white, man?”
“Uh, I’m not white, buddy. I’m a little Irish, little bit Scottish with a little smidgen of French.”

Biatch, so you’re three different flavors of vanilla, how the —— was I supposed to know.

[edit]: So the photoset (except the first gif) seem to be frozen for me. Click the images to see them properly.

holy fuck the number of notes. ლ(ʘДʘლ)

Correction:

IN THE WORDS OF… MOST ASIANS PARENTS

When you get woken up by a phone call… from your crush.

David So’s “Kim Jong illah” dance move

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David So - Vlog 11: Asian Stereotypes!

Q: “Asian people are so cheap!”
A: “Let me tell you something, Asian people are not cheap! We just don’t wanna pay full price, you know, for shit that we make!”

David So’s “Kim Jong illah” dance move

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David So’s “Kim Jong illah” dance move

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